September 15, 2009

A Question for the Ladies:

luckyshirt:

So:

You’re at my place.

We’re getting pretty comfortable, and things are going very well.

Conversation is engaging without awkward silence.

Good eye contact.

We both smell great.

You’ve kicked your shoes off.

We’re totally comfortable.

We decide to put a little music on, or maybe a movie.

That’s when I pull out my Kymera Magic Wand Universal Remote, and with infinite grace command my entertainment system like I’m the Dark Lord of Love.

Here’s the question:

Do you put your shoes back on before running out my door, pick them up and run out with them in your hand, or run out and consider the shoes a loss?

Were it me, my wife would totally grab the shoes and run with them in her hand. I would then receive divorce papers soon after. So maybe this ought to remain a dream unrealized.


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  1. notoriousgab answered: I run away screaming.. but I still want that remote for myself. I wouldn’t tell anyone I had it though.
  2. blearyeyedme reblogged this from luckyshirt and added:
    her hand. I would then receive divorce papers soon after. So maybe this ought to remain
  3. sistacrumpet answered: I just pee’d meself laughing. So I guess that means I would not run. A guy who can make me laugh can play with his remote all he wants.
  4. asianmichelle answered: I steal it from you to keep as my own.
  5. racheldana reblogged this from luckyshirt
  6. do-over answered: I ask that you have the wand bring me my shoes. I ask that you show me other things the wand ..good god, ick. Sorry. Can’t. Run, shoeless!
  7. gatsbylives answered: I shoult “EXPELLIARMUS!” and gain control of the Wand. Because I’m a control freak.
  8. melissasantos answered: true story: i have one of those old people huge remotes that i pull out on dates to try & trick guys into thinking that i’m a midget.
  9. crazycolours answered: This is a good story.
  10. hermionejane answered: Leave the shoes and take the wand.
  11. frostinglicker answered: Obviously I snatch my shoes, but I totally pic the wand so I can mock you to my friends. Then nickname you MiniPotter.
  12. eequalsmckenna answered: hell naw! I grab the wand first.
  13. biorhythmist answered: I do not know, human.
  14. danielfarahday answered: Neither. I freaking do you, right then and there.
  15. neonsugar answered: pick them up and run
  16. pufflepie answered: None of the above coz you point your magic wand at me and I fall truly madly deeply in love with you. You really are a luckyshirt.
  17. peepsimusminimus answered: Ask what else your magic wand can do, obviously. Possibly steal the wand as proof when I tell my friends.
  18. steelopus answered: You lot me at “…kicked your shoes off.”
  19. brilliantorange answered: Why don’t you roll a d20 and consult the Handbook, Gandalf?
  20. karinanotcinerina answered: I leave my pants behind the next morning out of awe.
  21. thestrawberryblonderamblings answered: None of the above lmfao
  22. smartasshat answered: I feel violated that you’re using OUR special time together as Tumblr fodder. Think up your own shit, Betrayer Of Special Times! (call me…)
  23. myrm answered: I LOVE YOU!
  24. flutternutt reblogged this from redcloud and added:
    This all depends on whether or not WE (as the ladies) get to hold the “Wand” or if you have to be in complete control of...